YEAH BUT DINOSAURS
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In The Unlikely Event People Still Follow Me Here
Hello! Greetings!
As some of you may have read on the internet machine, I resigned from The Superficial (like a goddammit fucking idiot who hates money).
However, I’m still farting out words, which you can find by following me on Twitter and/or Facebook.
And if I never got around to answering your question on here, life is a series of disappointments. Just ask my parents!
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Thank you for posting boobs, but thank you even more for your wonderful diatribes against human stupidity such as your magnum opus on Sarah Palin's book-thing and also for your nerdgasms on all things nerdy.
You read my Sarah Palin Russian novel?? Bless you. Bless you, my child.
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I have a hard time accepting that a website I regularly read contains the sentence "Lady Gaga’s butt is not a discussion on racial or gender identity". what even is my life.
And I made money writing that! What even is all of our lives?
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'One Million Moms' Says New Fox TV Series 'Lucifer' 'Mocks the Bible,' Starts Petition Urging for Show's Cancellation Ah. It seems like only yesterday (but it was 1991) that the “Concerned Mothers of America” announced that they were boycotting SANDMAN because it contained Lesbian, Gay, Bi and Trans characters. It was Wanda that upset them most: the idea of a Trans Woman in a comic book… They told us they were organising a boycott of SANDMAN, which they would only stop if we wrote to the American Family Association and promised to reform.
I wonder if they noticed it didn’t work last time, either…
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I don't want to ask you anything, I read the previous posts, no sense asking you for your picture. But I did want to tell you that I enjoy reading your witty banter and I look at your writing same way I look at Bob Ross painting, so easy yet I could never do it with such finesse. I love being your fan and I hope you'll never leave the internet.
Anonymous
Actually, I really am Bob Ross. My real passion has always been celebrity breasts, so I faked my own death to pursue my dream of never painting another goddamn tree again. Fuck trees.
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I'm a hetero lady and I love your writing. I've been reading for years and it's totally a guilty pleasure, but it makes me feel better when you say things about real shit like basic human rights. However, I can't find ANY pics of you!? It makes me wonder if you are a lady as well? Anonymous
“It makes me wonder if you are a lady as well?”
I get that a lot. Mostly during and after sex because apparently a grown, naked man can’t cry about his shortcomings. That’s how racism starts.
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oh please tell me the most important people will remain through this unnecessary site revamp....? Anonymous
It’ll return as soon as The Crap We Missed starts back up.
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Are you going to shoot yourself? You kind of sound like it. Anonymous
I’m cool. I’m gonna make it.
Wait. Is this an offer for pity sex? Because I meant the darkness is consuming me. Consuming me so hard. (Is it working? Am I finally having sex??)
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Do you wear glasses? Anonymous
Contacts. I wore glasses from 3rd to the end of 9th grade, and I have no idea why anyone willingly subjects themselves to them for fashion. Or to look smarter. I’m on to you bastards.
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Do you find Iggy Azalea attractive? Anonymous
I don’t find her or her butt unattractive.
